香煙安全套——蘇州英語翻譯公司編譯

Cigarette Condoms

香煙安全套——蘇州英語翻譯公司編譯

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.

一個金發美女，一個黑發美女和一個紅發美女在一起抽煙。金發美女抽駱駝香煙，紅發美女抽萬寶路，黑發美女抽Kools。

It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are you doing?" - and they say "we're saving it for later!"

一會開始下雨了，紅發美女和黑發美女拿出一個安全套把他們的香煙套起來。金發美女問：“你們在干什么？”他們說：“存起來過回抽。”

Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says "What size? small, medium, or large?" She said "I dont know... one to fit a camel?"

受到啟發，金發美女趕緊跑到最近的一個商店買安全套。店員問：“多大號？大號，中號，小號？”金發美女支吾著說：“嗯。。。。不知道。。駱駝能用的。。”